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Louis CK Did Nothing Wrong

Seriously people really need to get off Louis CK's dick. #LouisCK has always made edgy #jokes. Let's not pretend that this outrage is real. The supposed social justice Warriors want to make him pay for jerking off in front of a woman. It's not like the man did not sexually assault anyone. He was given consent. I forgot who made this point but how long does he have to pay for basically having a consensual sexual encounter? I mean even murderers get paroled. So now he made some jokes like he has always made and now they want to crucify him. I ask the same question I asked when it came to #KevinHart. What more do they fucking want? What more do they need till they feel he has paid for his "crimes"? Do they understand that they are completely fucking their freedom of speech? They ruined dating because some men are going MGTOW (men going their own way) to avoid being accused of impropriety. Now they will make #comedians (whose job is it to speak the truth) to be afraid to speak fully. That will make #comedy boring the humor is found by taking a risk. Shining light on societal taboos, it is an effective way to communicate an uneasy truth. It takes the power away from something that is evil and corrupt. Nothing is beyond ridicule and scrutinization. That includes race, sexuality, national tragedy, gender, religion, and politics. The only requirement is that it is honest and funny. So fucking what Louis CK made a joke about the Parkland student he said:

"You’re not interesting because you went to a high school where kids got shot,” C.K. said. “Why does that mean I have to listen to you? How does that make you interesting? You didn’t get shot. You pushed some fat kid in the way. Now I gotta listen to you talking?"

When it comes to David Hogg who is just self-righteous and you can tell how fake he is. That he was given these talking points and there is no passion. He isn't someone I want to listen to.

His transgender joke:

“They tell you what to call them. ‘You should address me as they and them because I identify as gender neutral,’ ” he said. ” ‘You should address me as there because I identify as a location and the location is your mother’s cunt.’ “

I get this because a lot of people who say that are trans who do that are people who a transgender guest on my podcast, 'The Crotch Shot Radio Show' Edie Dixon called Trendsexual. Meaning they don't really want to transition they just want to be cool like a jacket they bought from Supreme.

There is nothing that is sacred there is nothing that cannot be criticized or joked about.

This reminds me of that classic video of Patrice O'Neal on Fox News defending Imus and comedy in a debate with the then president of the National Organization of Women:

https://youtu.be/fjIuPSuYSOY

In the Netflix Dave Chappell special he made the point that people get offended too easily and have become a nation of bitches.

It is like no one wants to dig deeper to get the point Louis CK was making. Jim Norton once said about this outrage culture, people are not actually offended they want to feel offended because they feel important. I feel there is such a thing quote victim privilege look up all the good shit that happens when you were outraged about something and you are perceived the victim. I personally use it against white leftist to make them realize that they are being racially divisive.

When they do it let's not pretend that they're being Noble they just want the brownie points in the warm fuzzy feeling they get from taking someone down because they had zero talent and themselves. In Spanish, we would say, Eso tipo son cabrones. Roughly translated those people are assholes.

Bottom line if you don't like Louie CK's material if you don't like any Comics material don't buy their ticket don't watch their stuff. It's not fair to try to take someone down when they're other people that like what they say or find them funny. Because you could always work the other way around. They're people getting really angry and we'll start using those tactics and get people that maybe from the other side taken off the air and that's a slippery slope.

The Experiment is over

For the past few days I have been dealing with accusations of having The Experiment Comedy Gallery shut down. I have no involvement in any of the events that led to the closure of that or any other venue. I have no ties to any groups advocating for the closure of any venue. I have not called on any of my 3000 Twitter followers or any independent third parties to troll anybody involved in the situation.

Any allegations of such are baseless and slanderous conjecture and libelous conspiracy theory. This conspiracy theory is rooted in a Facebook argument where I was critiquing Mr. Mo Fathelbab's preferred brand of comedy as well as being realistically critical of his business model of constant crowd funding. I may have touched a nerve when I demonstrated his longstanding inability to viably run a business.

Mr. Mo Fathelbab needs to blame me. Not the fact that he's so attention hungry to publicize "The Fuck Donald Trump Comedy Marathon" event, that is antagonistic to 60 plus million Americans. Not the fact that he was literally operating out of a potential death trap. Mr. Mo Fathelbab needs a scapegoat to mask his inadequacies as a businessman.

I have NEVER been inside his second venue. I am not versed in any aspects of the NYC fire code. While it may be construed that I had the motivation due to long-standing disagreement with Mr. Mo Fathelbab, I did not have the procedural knowledge or knowledge of any construction of fire hazards at the venue. Any links to me are tenuous at best and purely conjecture.

Due to these baseless accusations, I have been the target of online harassment by friends of Mr. Mo Fathelbab. I have been targeted for swatting and doxxing, in addition to calls for physical violence against me. I have the screenshots to prove this.

In the event of any physical violence towards me or my family, I will defend myself vigorously. Perpetrators of any crimes will be brought to Justice, and I have very strong inclination towards civil actions against any party even tangentially tied to them.

It has now come out that the SJW owner Mo Fathelbab date raped a female comic. I have a screenshot of her facebook post. It is ironic because he banned me because my jokes were misogynistic. This is the total SJW political correct bullshit comics of a differing political belief have to deal with.

Here are some article written about it:

http://brokelyn.com/experiment-comedy-gallery-shut-supporters-fear-alt-right-interference/

http://theralphretort.com/male-feminist-claimed-alt-right-harassed-allegedly-accused-rape-12020016/ (has screenshots)

I did an interview for The Ralph Retort about Mo Fathelbab:

The Modern Day Pharisees

The Pharisees were a political party, a social movement, and a school of thought of Judaism in Israel between 530 BC and 70 AD. They took the original 10 commandments and tacked on 613 extra laws. For example Jesus preached that he was the son of God and was going to make the Law obsolete through the spilling of his blood because he was a perfect man without sin. They had him killed by the Romans to silence him. Now let's look at what the Social Justice Warriors (SJW's) are doing. SJW's feel the speak for everyone.

For Example, SJW's stop people from being free to speak their truth. It's already against the law to rape. Rape is the most repugnant thing a human being can do to another period. Most people would want to see a rapist killed. It is a dark scary subject. So dark that most people ignore it. Which is dangerous because we are too scared to disgust the causes. One way we cope is by making fun of the monster. Make it so weak that we are no longer afraid to attack it. Comedians use humor to attack social injustices all the time without censoring discussion (i.e., George Carlin, Bill Hicks). But SJW's want to censor thought and make it a crime.

We now heard of a professor Erika Christakis, associate headmaster of the school’s Silliman College, sent an email to the college’s members suggesting that they shouldn’t be overly sensitive about Halloween costumes that engage in “cultural appropriation.” Instead, Christakis encouraged students to tolerate them and avoid trying to censor expression.

“Is there no room anymore for a child or young person to be a little bit obnoxious … a little bit inappropriate or provocative or, yes, offensive?” Christakis wrote. “American universities were once a safe space not only for maturation but also for a certain regressive, or even transgressive, experience; increasingly, it seems, they have become places of censure and prohibition.”

These SJW's are cutting off their noses to spite their face. SJW's are making it possible for real racist, rapists, and others monster to hide easily. SJW's are also stifle decent and expression. SJW's have the right to speak and express your outrage. However, SJW's will have to remember that people will turn around and point out how ridiculous they are.


There should only be one safe space and that is in your private home. Once you step outside you will hear and see anything. I live in NYC I see thing that offend me all the time. Like starving homeless veterans on the street, Mentally ill people screaming to themselves, street evangelist screaming into a microphone. You know what I do? I help when I can, otherwise I ignore and move on. If you do not want to be offended and want to feel safe, STAY HOME!

My Thought On Robin Williams

I know I am a bit late to weigh in on this and I am not one for celebrity worship. However, I grew up watching him as Genie in Aladdin, Mrs. Doubtfire, Jumanji, and various stand ups. I never knew him personally, do not have familiar affection towards him, even though I wish he wasn't dead.

I actually learned about his death while at an Open Mic at Muchmore's bar in Williamsburg, Brooklyn doing stand up comedy.


I think it was almost fitting finding out that way in that setting. The laughs must go on. I am not going to presume to guess what he would have wanted. I would just guess that he didn't have to put up with this bullshit so he could feel like he can continue to live. Even though his passing kind of hit me like I walked in on a girlfriend fucking someone else. That hurt in the gut.

I can understand. How can it feel that bad for someone to take their own life. It makes no sense to me. Maybe because when life has gotten cunty for me, and when thoughts of suicide came to me I was like why the fuck do I have to go? I am not the problem here, they are! Then I get angry and I get to fighting.

I can't help but also think. Is this the price of being real and funny in a fake world? Bill Hicks, Patrice O'neill, Mitch Hedberg, Richard Jeni, Greg Giraldo all gone cut down before their time.

Is this my future in my pursuit of comedy? Or will I beat the odds. Will I die too soon and be a legend and a hero or live too long to become preachy like George Carlin.

Anyways at least Robin Williams is not hurting anymore. I hope his kids will forgive and love their father. I hope the people that we part of his stress are haunted by this forever.

Relationship Advice Prank

Louie calls Cody about some products on craigslist but ends up having a heart to heart with the young lad


more pranks at http://www.spreaker.com/show/louie_bee_phone_pranks

The Crotch Shot Radio Show - Louie's Late night rant

Date: October, 3 2013 
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