Special Guest Ethan Ralph on tonight!

Ethan Ralph of the Ralph Retort fresh from a stretch from the reformatory will be on tonight to talk to your boy! Maybe his lovely child bride Nora will stop by too?

Listen and Chat live at 830pm est 730pm cst 630pm MST 530pm PST https://www.spreaker.com/show/the_crotch_shot_radio_show

Sexual Education With Mercedes Carrera on tonight

Porn Actress Mercedes Carrera is Back!!!!

I will be asking her questions pertaining to sex, dating, love and of course feminism!

Listen and chat live at http://www.spreaker.com/show/the_crotch_shot_radio_show 12am EST, 11pm CST 10pm PST, 9pm

The Search For Her

"I haven't written a poem in a very long time. Poems are not really my thing I am more of a ranting shit talker but I need to get this out my chest to be able to move on."

I am looking for her. That true love that I dream about every night. So beyond a wet dream but sounds of something deeper and true.  In my mind she has no face but is formed of ideas. Ideas that are what I find attractive. I dream she is smart, caring, supportive, and loving as I would be for her. In the real world I fall for women such as she in my dreams. This makes me pursue but past pains make me cautious. Going by my own set rules of engagement. I am tired of reaching for the top of the tree for best fruit only to fall down and hurt myself and be found wanting. The mystery is always what do I need to be perfect for her. Is it too much to ask that she not be ghetto, mean, or distant. Is it too much to ask that I find someone who will support me emotionally and give me the love that I am powered by. 
The conflict is the question of how can I find balance in not being needy but also let her know I desire her. How can I see past the games? How can I pass the secret tests? Why can't I get something straight forward? Why does this burn in my chest like the fire of 7 ovens? Why am I jealous over someone who was never mine? Why must I be reminded that I am alone? Why can't I laugh this away like everything else? Is she out there or is she a dream? Till I can figure it out I will continue the search for her.

Upcoming Show Live Prank Call Show

I will be doing live prank calls. If there is someone you want pranked EMAIL me Who, Why, Any, what they do, what sets them off and of course phone number at crotchshotradio@yahoo.com

Listen and Chat Live at http://rantinglouiebee.blogspot.com/p/listen-live.html 

When: Saturday, March 30, 2013 

Time: 10pm EST, 9pm CST, 8pm MST, 7pm PST

My confession

Every time I am with a chick I cant help but feel I am on burrowed time. Its like I know that my time with her is temporary. I am trying to fool karma into allowing me to be happy. I know I am not allowed guys like me have other purpose that has no room for that type of love. I mean I am loved by family and friends. I mean who the fuck am I to want more. I mean me yearning to meet someone is fucking selfish and petty of me. Maybe that's why the universe only sends me. Females with issues and ones I really am not really attracted to. I am forced to settle for less cause that is what the universe will allow. I think my job in life is to help with others journey and hopefully cause I think it will be kind of cool die in some final battle against some evil so others can be free. So if I am allowed to have a soul mate cause I will end up leaving her. Maybe that's why I am pulling away from family just cut any anchors I have cause it will be easier to make the hard choice for the good of everyone. So please love and be cool to each other for me. Lord knows I fucking tried but I am too damaged and full of hate and rage. I just want to be something good and want to make things better. God that's all I ever fucking wanted. Not for the attention but I wanted to be of service. I feel pain I feel everyone's pain and I cant fix it I fucking failed there are demons out there that I cant seem to fucking chase away because the keep coming back and multiply I failed you all and I am sorry. If I could take on everyone pain I would I swear I would. I searched for ways. I should be the only one that hurts because I can take it. But I am sorry I was never good enough for you.

Upcoming show: Live Prank Call Show 3

Yep its Saturday night and its time to cause some chaos in peoples lives

If you want me to prank someone please Skype or email phone numbers and who are they are to either crotchshotradio@yahoo.com or crotchshotradio

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Time: 10 pm EST, 9 pm CST, 8 pm MST, 7 pm PST

Call in: (724) 444-7444 Ext 23980 then press 1# and wait for me to mention your location

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